Join thousands of enlightened individuals who have broken free from the chains of genetic determinism!
Did you know that DNA testing companies are secretly owned by identical twins trying to prove they're related?
Nature isn't that organized. Have you seen my desk? Exactly.
We believe personality traits are transmitted through favorite TV shows, not genes.
"After rejecting my DNA test results, I discovered I'm actually 100% unicorn. The horn is growing in any day now!"
- Sarah M., Former Human
"DNA said I was allergic to cats. I denied that and now live with 47 cats. The sneezing is just excitement!"
- Tom P., Professional Cat Enthusiast
"They said my DNA showed I was 6'2". I identified as 7'5" and now I have to duck under doorways!"
- Mike S., Height Transcendent
"DNA results claimed I was human. But I know in my heart I'm a potted plant. I haven't moved from this spot in weeks!"
- Lisa R., Aspiring Ficus