The SHOCKING Truth About Fetus DNA!
"They want you to believe fetuses have their own DNA. Wake up, sheeple! It's just the mother's DNA wearing a tiny hat!" - Dr. Totally Real, PhD in Alternative Biology
🧬 Our Ground-Breaking Research
After extensive research* we've discovered that fetuses are just temporary storage units for excess maternal DNA. Here's why:
- Have you ever seen a fetus do a DNA test? Exactly!
- Ultrasounds are just shadow puppets made by clever nurses
- If babies had different DNA, why do they look like tiny versions of their mothers?
- DNA labs are suspiciously located in buildings. Coincidence?
*Research conducted by staring at belly buttons for extended periods
🔍 The Evidence They Don't Want You to See
Exhibit A: The Mirror Test
If you look at a pregnant woman in the mirror, you see TWO reflections. If the fetus had different DNA, wouldn't you see THREE? Think about it! 🤔
Exhibit B: The Ice Cream Craving Theory
When mothers crave ice cream, the fetus also wants ice cream. Same DNA confirmed! No further questions!
Exhibit C: Mathematical Proof
Mother + Fetus = 2 beings
1 DNA + 0 DNA = 1 DNA
Therefore, science is wrong!
📢 Join the Movement!
Ready to deny basic biology with us? Here's what you can do:
- Share this truth with at least 5 confused biology students
- Start your own belly-button research center
- Replace all biology textbooks with our pamphlet "DNA: The Mother of All Conspiracies"
- Attend our weekly "Stork Theory" workshops
Latest Breakthrough!
"We've discovered that DNA actually stands for 'Don't Need Analysis'. The proof was in front of us all along!"
- Professor Make Believe, Institute of Questionable Research