The X and Y Conspiracy: DNA's Greatest Hoax!
"Chromosomes are just spicy alphabet soup! We've been reading them upside down this whole time!" - Dr. Alphabet, Chair of Alternative Genetics
🧬 Revolutionary Findings
Our team of dedicated DNA skeptics has made groundbreaking discoveries about chromosomes:
- The Y chromosome is actually just an X chromosome having a bad hair day
- Chromosomes change shape based on moon phases
- Gender is determined by which way your DNA spirals (clockwise or counterclockwise)
- 23andMe is actually just 23 people making educated guesses
🔬 Our Scientific* Methods
The Microscope Myth
Has anyone ever seen DNA with their naked eye? No! Therefore, microscopes are just making things up!
The Binary Code Theory
If computers use binary, and scientists use computers to analyze DNA, isn't it suspicious that they found only two genders? Wake up!
The Alphabet Conspiracy
Why do they use letters for chromosomes? Because it's all made up by English teachers!
*Scientific methods may not actually be scientific
🎯 Take Action!
Join our movement to expose the truth about chromosomes:
- Start reading your DNA backwards - it reveals the truth!
- Replace all microscopes with kaleidoscopes for more accurate results
- Attend our weekly "Chromosome Origami" workshops
- Subscribe to our newsletter "The Double Helix Doubter"
💡 Did You Know?
"If DNA was real, why do identical twins have different personalities? Checkmate, geneticists!"
"We've discovered that DNA actually changes based on your Netflix viewing history."
Breaking News!
"Local scientist discovers that DNA sequences are actually just very small barcodes. Big Genetics doesn't want you to know this!"
- The Institute of Making Things Up, Yesterday